This article was published in 2014.

Shhhhhhhhh!

Bad Owl Presents are doing a thing. It's a beautiful thing. And only 150 of you can come.

The thing is akin to the joy you might feel on waking up and finding fourteen jolly bunny rabbits, a slab of milk chocolate and the tears of Anne Hathaway buried in your pillow case. And loveable rogue Colin Farrell gently nuzzling into your lower back but he has a marshmallow instead of a nose.

The thing is called StrangeForms and it is a weekend of post-rock, post-metal and math-rock noises from sixteen bands over the Easter Bank Holiday weekend (19th & 20th April) at Wharf Chambers in Leeds.

Tickets are available from Jumbo Records, Crash Records, Bad Owl Store & in person at Wharf Chambers for the stupidly 'this is going to bankrupt us' price of £15.

And remember there are only 150 tickets available. Shhhhhh, don't tell anybody...actually, go tell everybody.

p.s. Due to the computer being rubbish, this took almost two hours to compose - for the love of God buy a ticket and make it all worthwhile.

Stewart x
Bad Owl Presents